Nuke

 By Proffessorcoke

We decided to delve deeper into the Kingsman mystery and decided to find a man well known for having nukes. Yes, the one the only HRSM. The mod that throws too much shade. We decided to go down into his basement and interview him. This is where his last nuke is stored. :

Q: Have you ever heard of the faction KingSman?

A: I’ve heard of it, but I’ve never seen their base or whatever they have.

Q: So you don’t have any agenda against Kingsman?

A: Well if they have nukes I guess I have an agenda against them

Q: Okay, have you ever thought of nuking  a mansion before

A: no, wait, I was thinking of nuking bluey’s mansion in log grove but he nuked my town first.

Q: Is the missile in this footage yours?

A: Profanity (#KeepingTheDmbugleFamilyFriendly), no comment. Jk that isn’t mine.

Personally I found a very nervous undertone kinda sus ngl. 

Now then we decided to examine his nuke in his basement and it’s very evident that it’s a different nuke. Instead of the green colour, it’s white and red. This nuke seems to have been manufactured by Minute Corp. Does this mean that HRSM is in the clear or perhaps he isn’t. Maybe he is hiding his devilish plan. Will we ever get to the bottom of this mystery or perhaps I’ll start making long articles again. Find out next time.

Oh wait, thats what he built outside of my shop. A nuke. WAIT NO!

stop infiltrating my house, I don't have any nukes