Wotw 2.0: tanks, wildlife and sus 

by susmaprimexyz 
 

Tis time for the 50s. The decade of Godzilla, the twilight zone and according to Mae the local among us fanatic (may or may not be fake news) seems to think it was also the time of among us martians. Im not going to question that. Im just not.  Luckily I'm not sure if its gonna be added. But references to video games that lasted half a year aside, the new update will bring new challenges. These flying butter martians are equipped to destroy 50s America, they will be more powerful and deadlier then the victorian martians (might also have communist propaganda spray painted on them) so it is officialy time to start giving up hope and leaving your house for a big hole. Yes, I've been saying it for ages, stood have been saying it for ages. Live the way of the worm: hide in the dirt and occasionally come above ground for moisture or to eat cardboard. See if the butter is doing some garden work upstairs then you can do some work downstairs. And what do people do when they are left downstairs? They build an industrial military 

tank of course! So tanks? Must be terminators birthday. But yes the big boom boom armour trucks are hear to help your destroy the More-tax monsters!  

Yes here is an image of the tanks next to everyones favourite public menace from ponyville, Reddash! As you can see the new tank is big, bigger than the old jeep of yesteryear. But unfortunately this is all we know of the tank, but if you want to survive it will surely help you. Yes as you drive through the wilderness you will hear the sounds of nature, perhaps a local crow screaming as someone with a shotgun decides they have 1 too many musket balls. Yes this dark thief is here to watch from the skies as you get blasted into oblivion. I think he is rather cute.  

But that isn't all that's been unveiled: jumping around the ground are the sensation that have stormed reddit and discord, the gods of Wednesday them selves: parastratiosphecomyia sphecomyioides! Oops typo, I mean frogs. Um slight thing tho, they are currently immortal beasts from the 13th dimension here to take the souls of baby villagers:  

Spooky cooky creepy and this thing is coming. So what are you too expect from the next update? To summarise: flying tax collectors, shadow demons, tanks and butter. I can't wait! So, join the wotw discord today for teasers, support the videos on YouTube so they make more. And remember make like a worm and isolate yourself from society! Or not.