Minecraft Username: Lavapocalypse

Username of player you want banned: unknown but goes by gabdl in game

Location (Which server): DMU public

When it happened (Time and Date): 10:19 4/30/2016

Description of the problem (Were they abusing perms etc.): raiding, theft, possible hacking (goes by gabdl which according to minecraft doesnt exist)

Why they deserved to be banned: theft of wheat, items, moon rock, raiding

Witnesses (if any): gazer_rift, thmatrix (matrixuniverse in game)

Image(screenshot) of the player you want banned (image of chat image etc.): 

"(goes by gabdl which according to minecraft doesnt exist)"

it can be that he changed his Name and it didn't Change in game chat

 he was default so no he couldnt and also i dont think you can change your username while playing minecraft last i checked

looool, why set up a whole thing saying "hoy, i banned dis guy. also he did a name thing and stuff.". like thats really important. you couldve just said "hoy i banned dis guy cus he was raiding on mah surver and his name thing didnt exist." like that, thats sooooo much better.

also, why didnt anyone tell me raiding stuff that hasnt been used in over awhile i could get banned? has this not come to anyones attention xD

also, im not hacking, i read the thing. also im a frikin 12 year old, how would i know how to use Python or JavaScript or even cmd, like wth, im 12.

 lol, i thought that read milk.

ohyeah, to complete your list, i also stole a LexCorp Clockwork block (but some guy hit me ;-; so i put it back), dirt, bread, a stick, 1 porkchop, 3 pieces of netherrack to complete something i was making, obsidian (i think), 8 eggs, 1 chunk of plastic, a dandelion, 1 seed item for my garden, 1 oak log, 1 delorean (jk no), 1 bone, a piece of cobblestone, 4 stacks of moon rocks (i think) , 1 furnace (idk why) , 2 pieces of wheat, another stick, 1 carpet, 1 string, and thats all i think.

 yeah there was a thing about hacking (in the list :b) and i know if it hasnt been used in awhile cause i visit places a month or a few days before, and i screenshot the items, and if it changed i wouldn't touch it, and if it didnt change, i'd only take food, or stuff i need :b

 look, if you want me to return them, just say so, and after that, ban me again, its not like i can do anything with it if i steal it again, im getting banned anyways, what can i do?

oh yeah, and can you tell lava that i think he has an amazing profile pic, i dont think that he wants to read my stuff anymore xD

i like the font comic sans, its so sansiational.

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 alright fine, atleast let me return the stuff i stole, then you'll be free of me. and if you say "no cus you'll steal again." what can i do? i mean after that, you'll just ban me again anyways. so what can i do with the stuff i stole.

i promise i'll be out of your hair, just let me return the stuff i stole, after that you can ban me again, then i can rest in peace and you guys can too.

 really how?