Tier List 

 By Proffessorcoke

It’s time to take a trip down memory lane and look at all the article’s I’ve written for the DM bugle. It’s been a wild ride however I do have to say you’ve seen nothing yet. Anyways I decided to review all the articles I’ve done in the past year and do a tier list. My original plan was to rate everyone’s blog. However, I ain’t tryna start drama. #NoDrama

FIrst off, we’re starting off with the very first article I wrote for the DMU bugle as a guest writer. Now let’s just say after this, I was never invited to guest write ever again. This is probably one of the worst articles written for the DMU bugle. I don’t know how I’m ever going to live this down. This would be an F tier, expect it has one saving grace. It has SHREK in it. Yes ladies and gentlemen it has shrek in it. That’s put it up into a solid E tier. Did you see what I just did there?

Now my next article for the DMU bugle is the one that I wrote for the Summer DMU bugle event. This could have been an A tier however the original ending for this article was scrapped. Originally I was going to do a short interview with the person who won the sand castle competition. The one and only KeeMeng except for the fact that I had to do this article last minute meaning I didn’t have time for this guy to come back to life. 

Ah yes, the DMU bugle article , probably my only S tier article. This was a banger. This is the only article to this date that I haven’t done last minute. It was ahead of its time. I’m not even baiting. I put a ton of research into this article and I think the result was truly great. When this first came out there was a lot of drama. I think the main problem with the article was the fact that I hyped it up as DMU bugle exposed. Which in truth, It really wasn’t. If people hadn’t stopped reading half way through or not read it all. Then they would have seen the twist. Anyways, I think this article was pretty great. 

Oh  poor Gary, you deserved better. Two rushed articles, one where I literally just paraphrased a forum post from 2019. Nothing new, it didn’t flow very well. I just took the screenshots from the original since I couldn’t be asked to bury old ones. The article wasn’t the worst though it could have been a ton better yes. I would put the first part in B tier. 

The second part, I stepped the game up a little bit compared to my first blog but still pretty solid. It felt much better, a better read. Mainly because it was new content. Content that I never got round to in the original forum post back in 2019. You learn about the kidnapping of Gary’s son. I did forget though to mention what happened after Gary’s death. The death of Gary the polar bear actually ended up making me a lot of money. I opened a shop where I sold polar bears. I’m 100 percent sure Gary would be happy, seeing his kind being used as a slave. I might end up making an epilogue for this. 

Now that’s it. You may be wondering where I rate this article. Well you should of guessing where this lazy knacks article should be. An astounding

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It's time for an actual good article wouldn't you say NEXT WEEK (or the week after that week, Ben said we're getting a break or smthing)

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