SWD Merch 

 By Proffessorcoke

Yo my slimes!!! So, apparently there’s SWDTeam merch now so basically we’re going to be looking at a few. By few I mean only three because 1. There’s a ton of things and 2. 3 is the magic number.  Now obviously I haven’t bought (I’m broke ) any of these so I’m just gonna be looking at the pictures.

Poster - 45x60cm (18"x24") - £12.99 GBP

If you're not going to buy any other merch or if you're on a desert island and you can only have one essential (I would assume you would put it on like a palm tree) this is what you should bring. The Henrik Lisa. A portrait ahead of its time. True perfection. A masterpiece. The embodiment of true art.  I’m surprised that you can buy it for so cheap. The mona lisa itself is worth $860 million it should be at the very least double that. Look at that face, such pure expression. It shows how life is utterly meaningless and nothing matters.  So buy it whilst you still can. A once in a lifetime opportunity. 

Cloth Face Mask - £8.99

This mask looks amazing. Finally we can have a big nose! A beautiful moustache :0. If you have a really small nose then you may as well wear this. Why else would you wear this mask? Hmm. Idk, wasn’t there something like a pandemic going on? I don’t remember.

WOTWMod Martian Invasion Hoodie

Now this just looks really nice. Don’t know what else to say except it looks really cool.  

Well then! You may be wondering where you could buy all these amazing things and more: https://teespring.com/stores/swdteam

way to be a sell out