Beehive Bedlam

 By Proffessorcoke

The John Award surely is something that would need an extraordinary feat to gain. I was expecting to travel across the seven seas or maybe to cough up a lot of dough. However, the FAQ says I just have to rate a game called BeeHive Bedlam 5 stars. Although I need to milk some more content so I decided to experience the game for myself. 

Now obviously I’m not a boomer so I have no idea what it is but apparently according to the SWD Team store it was some popular game which was available through the Sky Games service. Although it was shut down in 2015 and so this is some kind of recreation. Very cool. Now then I’m probably not the target audience for this because I hate bees. They go buzz and they look ewwww. Although these bees are cartoons so surely I’d be fine. Except this bee.. He looks like a serial killer. 

It’s time for me to venture into BeeHive Bedlam and experience it for myself as a non-boomer. Now obviously since I’m a pro gamer I’m walking in blind without any instructions. Now then you may think this is a recipe of disaster but surely this would be super easy, barely an inconvenience. Now it seems that I just need to shoot the ting to things with the same colour. This wouldn’t be difficult and .Guess what I was right , I aced it. If I do say myself. Well I thought I did until I SAW ONE STARRR. HOW DO I GET MORE STARS WHATTTTT. 

Now then after seeing this I realised I did need to read the instructions. I read the star system and realised that this game is going to kill me. I ain’t got no time to grind. I’m not completing a level again. Well that’s what I would say if I wasn’t a PRO GaMERRRRR. So obviously, I decided to redo the first level 3 times. I’m not addicted...it’s just I want the complete experience. That’s it. Yeah I’m not addicted already. There’s no way.

This was when I spotted the challenge mode and obviously because I’m a PRO GAMERR. I was going to complete this super easy lemon squeezy. 

Well….not exactly. I reached a pitiful level 5 before my demise. :(. Please don’t bully me, I did my best . Can we please have participation awards? If you are going to violate me, screenshot a better level count in the comments. 

Now originally I was going to be complete every single level and show my pro gamer ness. Except there’s so many levels 1020 to be exact and there’s a bloody heart system. Now you could call me a coward, you could call me a chicken but guess what I don’t get paid for doing this so I don’t care. 

Now then what do I rate this game? Well obviously 5 stars - a great fun game that passes the time and it’s also 5 stars so I can get that John Award. So I headed to the app and rated it 5 stars! (You should too).

QUIZZ TIME!!! (sadly there won’t be any cash prizes due to the reset)

Current Leaderboard

Acenp4 - 3 points

1. 5

2. 002984

3. 5 stars