SONIC CANE

Hello readers of the SWD bugle, it is I, Potato, back after 50 billion years vacation. Today I bring you an article about why the sonic cane is the best Sonic in the Dalek Mod.

BIG STICK ENERGY

The number one reason the cane is the best sonic is the fact that it's a stick. Now stick is a weapon and stick can pack some serious punch, this applies even more for the sonic cane as it is made out of titanium and steel which are both very hard materials, this improves the B I G  S T I C K  E N E R G Y with which the cane can hit. You may not have known that mighty stick is a great self defense weapon, it can hit hard, you don't have to hide it, and it doesn't require any skill to swing a stick. You may be saying "But the Laser Screwdriver is a sonic screwdriver that shoots flippin lasers, it is way more effective then a metal stick." And I say to you: You don't have to hide the cane AND it looks waaaay cooler. Which brings me onto my next point...

STYLE

.... that being STYLE! The sonic cane is by far the most stylish sonic of them all! All the other sonics are little metal sticks with weird ends, whilst the mighty cane is a b i c metal stick with a holdable part that has the weird end inside it. Also, the cane goes well with top hats, which are the greatest hats in existence, as we all know. But you don't even need formal dress for the cane to look awesome, the mighty long metal stick looks amazing with any style: hoodies, casual, sports, formal and even swimming suits!

I hope this article has inspired you all to replace your old virgin sonics with the chad sonic cane, if it hasn't, I will be putting a price on your head, goodbye and have a nice rest of your weekend!

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