A guide to the wotw mod discord

by sigmatheforgetfull

Despite popular belief I did not in fact forget all about the bugle, in fact the opposite is true. You see this is not an article that I rushed together in under 20 minutes nor is it an article based on a discord server I currently can't open for screen shots because discord is updating on my computer as I write this.It is now widely believed by the sciatic community that this article is well done and actually the best article ever. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Ok so the wotw mod discord! Recently it was mentioned that some people had been pestering mods to allow them to join the dev team which is sad, but we do have some genuinely cool stuff on this discord. Except that one time on the memes channel, or that other time, or the time before that or that one time in general or, well its better the sad discord. Its also cooler cuz' peeps swear and curse and other such hip things yo. I mean its a discord run by Reddash what did you expect no swearing and we all collectively post smiley faces on Sundays? To get started - oh finally my discord has finished updating - let me lay down the rules/guidelines of this 'fair' kingdom.

Add don't call Henrik Danish. I was asking for that warning. Next up is to remember this simple rhyme: If you don't give the admins any stress they won't rain down their powers on your unholy soul. Simple as 1,2,427. Now another to keep in mind is to be respectful. For example if you said Sigma is the best member of the discord, just because you are 100 percent right doesn't mean you should necessarily tell everyone (Im allowed to say that because I know most of them never read these). Anyway here are some of the members of the discord that are most active:

Name: Quizzly, Gender: American, Religion: capitalist, quote: "People of Hiroshima got their revenge I guess" 
The Quizmister is the old leader of Harmony, he likes making pubs, making YouTube videos and being American. He is an old friend of mine, but be careful he has a habit of having free will which I am defo against, he once rebelled against Utopia wanting independence for the underground on the first server which I am only now realising is a very American thing to do especially since Utopia was founded by me who is British.

Name: Zephyr, Gender: pepperoni, Relegion: Reddash fan club, quote: "I have no idea what Pengu is going on about"
Zephyr (like the wind I guess) is a constant lurking thing on the discord. I don't know about him but he seems to be friends with the admins so he might be able to slip them a twenty and have you eliminated. 

Name: Deadparrot, Gender: Parrot, Religion: 80s sci fi, Quote: "How do you guys know I've never been laid"
Mr parrot is the resident expert on the 80 wotw tv show, you could give him a time stamp and he would be able to say what happened at the fact moment in each episode of the show. There is a theory in the dark web that he is actually a wikipedia page on 80s sci fi that gained sentience after posting screen shots of the 80s wotw show for reference for the mod.

Name: Sigma, Gender: plastic, Religion: tea and imperialism, Quote: "In all fairness they do taste so good so why wear what you can eat"
Its me, I basically just watch and react. Occasionally got some strange screen shots or interact with people, if you do decide to join us  on the wotw discord I will be shore to say hello. 

There are over people on the server but I have to go, like right now: so remember, Charles shouldn't be allowed in memes, Reddash is always watching and bot commands exist! I must make like a the mod dev and dash. 
Discord invite: https://discord.gg/gWc7rGc