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SWD Website jokes book. (any appropriate joke)

Let's start with Didgeridoomens's:

 

Here's a joke. Someone had a Skype mood about Pink Fluffy daleks, and then some evil Swedish person made more pink fluffy Daleks and then some orange fez dalek got set on fire. What a joke he was.

I have a good one!

 

Ok, so basically, there's one fish, he... Wait no, there are two. Yep, two fishes. One who is blue and the other one who is magenta. So there are two fishes and they're like: "Ok, we're living our fish life". But then, they meet a third fis-  wait no, it's later in the joke... Yeah because before meeting the third one, the two fishes are swimming in the water, because you know, fishes don't swim in the air! So, to continue the joke, they're swimming and they're like, uhm... "Ok, we're different colours it's not normal"... Oh yeah, because I forgot to mention but the two fishes (the blue one and the green one- wait no, the second one is magenta, sorry... Yeah I got confused because the third fish that will arrive later will be green) are from the same family, like brother and brother! Actually, the term is just brothers... But back to the joke! I swear guys, you'll be laughing so hard after reading this joke about fishes! So the two fish brothers are confused because the colour of their scales don't match each other. But then, it's now that the third fish arrives (the green one, you remember?) and he's like: "ok, I'm also swimming... 'cause I'm also a fish), but the blue fish doesn't like green so he leaves- wait no, sorry again, it's the magenta one who doesn't like green -Yeah the second one- Hold on, the joke is really funny, you'll see! So the first fish, the blue one, he says something like: "Yo you scared my brother magenta fish!" And the other fish, the green one, he responds stuff like "Omh wHAt ThE hELl??!1! a tALkinG FisH?;?!§!" LOL

 

*rimshot*

*laugh track*

I have a good one!

 

Ok, so basically, there's one fish, he... Wait no, there are two. Yep, two fishes. One who is blue and the other one who is magenta. So there are two fishes and they're like: "Ok, we're living our fish life". But then, they meet a third fis-  wait no, it's later in the joke... Yeah because before meeting the third one, the two fishes are swimming in the water, because you know, fishes don't swim in the air! So, to continue the joke, they're swimming and they're like, uhm... "Ok, we're different colours it's not normal"... Oh yeah, because I forgot to mention but the two fishes (the blue one and the green one- wait no, the second one is magenta, sorry... Yeah I got confused because the third fish that will arrive later will be green) are from the same family, like brother and brother! Actually, the term is just brothers... But back to the joke! I swear guys, you'll be laughing so hard after reading this joke about fishes! So the two fish brothers are confused because the colour of their scales don't match each other. But then, it's now that the third fish arrives (the green one, you remember?) and he's like: "ok, I'm also swimming... 'cause I'm also a fish), but the blue fish doesn't like green so he leaves- wait no, sorry again, it's the magenta one who doesn't like green -Yeah the second one- Hold on, the joke is really funny, you'll see! So the first fish, the blue one, he says something like: "Yo you scared my brother magenta fish!" And the other fish, the green one, he responds stuff like "Omh wHAt ThE hELl??!1! a tALkinG FisH?;?!§!" LOL

 

*rimshot*

*laugh track*

 Ahahahahahha!

I've got an joke:

 

"have you ever heard of the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?...... he'll stop at nothing to avoid them!"

*intense laughing*

*cough*

I've got an joke:

 

"have you ever heard of the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?...... he'll stop at nothing to avoid them!"

*intense laughing*

*cough*

 Lol!

It’s not necessaserily a joke but here’s a meme I’ve come up with

 

I'm sorry, I just love the "pictures taken before disaster" meme. If you don't get it, the context without context is right below.

 

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