DMU Bugle

 By Proffessorcoke

It’s time to expose the truth. The truth that was buried where he expected no-one to find it. The truth that Ben’s been hiding. I will show you the truth even if it costs me my job. By the way, Ben is making children do Labour. Just a tip for the feds. However, there’s something more hideous. What could be worse than child Labour? It’s at the very roots. However first we must ask the million dollar question - is it DMU Bugle or DM Bugle?

The discord server is called DM bugle. However I’m sure the answer that popped in your mind was DMU Bugle. You're right. This is Ben covering up the dirty truth. Just another cog in his grand master plan. The server used to be called DMU Bugle? Witnesses? Even my slime Anonymous (Didn’t let me say their name smh) said that it used to be called DMU Bugle. However, the IMPOsTER Ben tried to cover it up again (super sus). He tried to give us some knacks screenshot dated to 2019 saying that they called it DM bugle instead of DMU Bugle.

He had beaten us here. However, hope wasn’t lost. We took to the streets, to find the opinion of the people.

Now then from these results it is evidently clear that Ben is covering up the truth. Why? Some conspiracy? Maybe the answer will leak the fact that the Earth is flat. Maybe it’s to cover up the illuminati being real. Maybe it’s so we don’t put tin foil hats on your head to escape the FBI. All of those answers are incorrect.

The truth is, I lied. The answer to the million dollar question was DM bugle. You are a victim of the mandela effect. Now you may be baffled however bear with me. You may ask what is the mandella effect? Well let me tell you the story of a man who came back from the dead. 

You all know a man called Nelson Mandela, the man who eventually became the first Black South African president.  He fought for racial rights. Even to the point he was put in prison. He sadly passed away in prison in 1980 and his funeral was broadcasted across the world. 

However he didn’t die - his death was in 2013. Although countless people adamantly believe that they watched his funeral live. This is what is called the Mandela effect. The reasoning behind this is unclear, look here for more information:https://www.healthline.com/health/mental-health/mandela-effect#why-this-happens

Another example of the Mandela effect,a much more modern one is the Monopoly man. The guy with a top hat, a monocle and a white curly moustache. One of the details I described was incorrect.  Which one? The monocle. The Monopoly man does not have a monocle. You may be surprised, confuddled or mind blown. This is another case of the Mandela effect.

Now the DMU bugle or DM bugle is another case of the Mandela effect. Where did this come about? Well the DMU bugle sounds better doesn’t it? Rolls off the tongue better. That’s the end of the mystery that was wrapped around so many conspiracies. Now I hope I’ve brought the truth to light and people will stop calling it DMU Bugle. Or perhaps all three of these are linked and the Mandela effect is just a coverup. Maybe Ben isn’t insane. Or maybe he is?

Find out next time on the DMU Bugle.

Do you have evidence that Ben is insane? Will you help us uncover the truth? Tell us in the comments.

Discord Name(So we can get into contact with you):

Evidence/reasoning:

Everyone already knew the name was changed so you've just increased the truth

 The name wasn't changed. I'm afraid to say, You are a victim of the Mandela effect.

You bloody have the proof in the post 

Yes I have evidence of Bens insanity. You know my discord coke. The proof must be kept secret so I cant discuss it here but will gladly do so in dms

 That was before it started I'm guessing since it's 2019 , Ben said adamantly that it was always called DMU bugle.

I had pure hell reading this. In dark mode the text went black as well, but it’s still poggers.

 Clear evidence that light mode is better