Hello everyone!

Your favourite sewer rat here! Now I realise I forgot to write last week so I am trying to make up for it (I will also mention the fact that I have no idea what I am writing, I just hope I come up with something).

DMU's got talent!

So today is DMU's got talent (I think). So I am looking forward to it, should be rather interesting I would have applied but I dont have any talents other than procrastinating and I dont think that thats a valid talent.

So this is my great and complete article!

Just joking, the pain isnt over yet (if anyone is even reading this)

So now because I am so literally desperate you will get some doctor who dad jokes/puns.

Somethings absolutely no one wanted but everyone got:

Called the local council to ask about their plans to prevent Dalek attack. They said steps had been put in place.

Why do Daleks eat fruit? An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

 How many time lords does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they wait for it to regenerate.

There you go. My best article ever.