DMU SPAWN STAFF MURDER PARTIES

Hello readers of the SWD Bugle, it is I the Saturday Boy! Today we will be talking about "Spawn Invasions" Staff host about once or twice a week. So let's just jump into it.

CONTEXT

For those of you asking yourself: "What the hell is the potato talking about?" Well you see, when staff are bored they host so called "Spawn Invasions" where they just spam a bunch of mobs at spawn and players come to fight them, usually they throw in some non-naturally spawning mobs such as weeping angels in too. That's basically it so let's continue shall we?

MURDER PARTY

From my description you may think these are innocent little games the staff play with players, but NO! Upon further inspection one sees that these are actually satanic rituals staff perform in the name of cowman. They gather up a bunch of gullible players at spawn, and then begin the ritual, from my observations I believe it goes like this: 

1. Bronze Daleks are spawned for multiple rounds
2. More powerful varied Daleks begin to be added after that (Dalek Storm, Dalek Zeg, ect.)
3. Then about 3 rounds later cybermen begin to be spawned as well
4. After that only cybermen are spawned for about 3 rounds
5. In all the rounds from this point on the staff are actively killing players themselves through black magic (Causing explosion, firing lasers, ect.)
6. After this for about 3 rounds random hostile dm mobs are spawned
7. Finally come the Weeping Angels, for the rest of the ritual only weeping angels are spawned
8. After 1 to 2 rounds a staff member will jump into the battle disguised as an invincible Weeping Angel
9. The Angels continue until enough people get bored and everybody leaves
   
   

Please note rituals may vary. 

Well that's it, I have exposed the staff for the Cow Man worshipping cultists that they are, thank you for reading and have a wonderful day!

DAMMIT HES ON TO US! 

WTF is wrong with you, you imbecile!